For the eleventy billionth time. But it’s okay. You were reading my tweets, right? And you saw when I tried to educate myself over here, right? And my chronicling of all the glorious (and not-so-glorious) things I eat (and maybe some other stuff too)?
Well then. Perhaps your resolution should be to get on that.
I’ll try and hold up my end of the bargain. Shall we move along then?